CMC Class of 2022 6 Word Memoirs
Continuing a CMC tradition that started in 2012, The Forum usually asks graduating seniors to reflect on their time in Claremont and write a memoir in six words or less. Though the status of The Forum is still in discussion, the Class of 2022 did not want to miss their chance to make their final mark as CMC Seniors. Our class will be remembered for many things…these quotes being the most representative of our spectacularly nuanced time at CMC.
Here is Class of 2022's contribution to the tradition!
Abbas Seltzer: PPE is objectively the hardest major.
Adam Wilkinson: 6am practice? We're still firing up
Adhitya Venkatraman: Well, you hate to see it.
Aditi Chitre: Meet me between wohlf and bos?
AJ Moore: No, Pat! Don't sit on that!
Alex Futterman: Sco Nas Baby!
Alex Wilson: Wohlf116 foreva
Alicia Reynaga: When I was abroad in Spain
Amadeo Cantu-Trevino: are you going to Club Claremont?
Amanda Avery: Girl’s trip
Andrea Leibenhaut: Around for a meal this week?
Andrew Bradjan: Vonnegut punch for your Atlas shrug.
Andrew Winssinger: Go To Chase Mendell
Andrew Wraith: KFBR392 KFBR392 KFBR392 KFBR392 KFBR392 KFBR392
Annalee Soohoo: i'll miss pitzer poke the most
Annie Deckey: Have you finished the readings yet?
Annie Raines: Nothin' like Back Abbey Wine Wednesday
Anwen Tobalske: It’s 1pm, I just woke up
Asees Bindra: Wait guys CMC is actually fun
Audrey Guilloteau: Goldman Sachs? More like Silverwoman Bags
Brooklyn Button: I have practice in the morning
Caitlyn Arce: Yes, I am ‘that’ Arce.
Caroline Phillips: Started as IR, ended at UBS
Carson Stubstad: Have you heard of Morning Brew?
Catherine Kiani: Sorry I can't. I'm in Newport.
Chase Mendell; Go to Matt Berkley’s memoir
Chase Munroe: Live, Laugh, Love, Lactate!
Chloe (Fio) Wibawa: Skipped junior year, now I’m here!
Chloe Gubbay: guys I found a hot tub
Christina Campbell: Dawgz gotta dance, playas gotta play
Cindy Lay: "I'm going to quit ASCMC"
Courtney Reed: I need to grab my fan
Curtis Salinger: Math Majors Always Have Friday Class
Daenerys Pineda:Want to see Skyspace with me?
Dani Payne: fuck, i forgot my camera guys
Daniel Hayon: Likely drunk, probably twerking, definitely happy
Daniel Kim: Let’s get a meal sometime (never)!
Daniel Wang: dk dwang jaden jefferson karina soo
David Gushue: Go to Robin’s Six Word Memoir
Dharkann Sainani: Do I be Sheila or Machiavelli?
Dorcas Saka: CPB, DOS, and Thursday Night Snack
Dustin Lind: Milkmen, Tandem, 6am, Meg, Single, Covid:(
Dylan Porter: Hydration is the key to success
Elizabeth Song: add me on linkedin
Elliott Thornburg: The work always gets done
Emanuel Jarquin: Shit we did, I'll never tell
Emily Malech: Should we pregame the networking event?
Emily Spielmann: I’m just running 5 minutes late!
Emma Brezoczky: wawaweewa
Eric Warmoth: Wednesday is reserved for Hump Day
Fred Qin: Oh shit! That is due today?
Gabriel Bendana: "Open the pod bay doors, HAL"
Genevieve Collins: Could I have a ripsky please??
Grace Hickey: Yep, that’s my real last name
Grant Braught: Poppa isn't only Home, It's Family
Hailey Wilson: Good Day for a Good Day
Hannah Reilly: I’m gonna take a quick nap
Hanzhi Qiu: Handshake is good, hugs are better.
Harper Rubin: We should start a punk band
Henry Schulz:I work for the Rose Institute
Humphrey Hui: I’ll get it done on Sunday
Isabela Overturf: sorry lol I just woke up
Isabelle Jia: girl why are you awake rn???
Jackie Jones: are you going out tonight?
Jaden Kim: Dk Dwang Jaden Jeff Kp Sanj
Jaime Del Rio: Two Words: Lakers in 6
Jamie Bitz: Sorry, won't be up until noon!
Jamie Cockburn: Wait, the graduation portal already closed???
Janise Waites: I’m in between internships right now
Jayson Yasukochi: Help! Help! Help! I’m being triangulated!
Jensen Steady: Mongolian sauces are all the same
Jess Brown: Wait, what?
Jess Fang: Can’t come, going to the mountains
Jimena Landa: Are you still using the Cholula?
Jin Kim: One step at a time
Joaquin Riojas: Due tomorrow, do tomorrow
Jocelyn Song: I just took the fattest nap.
Joseph Deleon: Wait, I think that’s my Fyglet!
Josiah Tarrant: CMC is home. Always will be.
Joy Sheng: Stark Kravis Collins Stark Stark Stark
Kartikeya Agarwal: FINE, I'll have another drink.
Katherine Almendarez Zúniga: ancho para entrar angosto para salir
Katrina Frei-Herrmann: Anybody want to go to Baldy?
Laura Brenalvirez: CMC sun, Pitzer moon, Scripps rising
Lauren Cashdan: Wait who's your crush? I'll wingwoman!
Lauryn Jeans: Late nights, early mornings, and coldbrew
Leila El Masri: What’re you doing in my swamp
Lindsey Larson: Long story short, I survived
Lintong Lyu: CMC People? They try too hard.
Lucie Kapner: Civilization prospers with commerce and wine
Lynette Lucero: Oh, how the turns have tabled
Maddy Menard: Wawaweewa
Maisy Mills: Ugh, my stomach hurts…
Marco Hui: Just don't stay in every night.
María Gutiérrez-Vera: Sorry, I'm going home this weekend!
Marisa Mestichella: Hub chicken tendies and fries please
Marycarmen Montanez: It's not covid, just my allergies
Mason Hernandez: Board games + Friends = Fun
Matt Leder: what happened to virgil?
Matthew Berkley: Go to David Gushue’s memoir
Maximilian Weirauch: do you even go here
May Zaw: I'm tired let's get cawfee
Maya Shah: I only transferred for ath tea.
Melanie Williams: Swallow your pride and just scooter
Memo Santos: Shoutout to 681B, Applebee's, and Valerie
Michael Murphy: Fuck it, we ball
Nandini Mittal: I’ll be free after dance practice
Natalie Clark: Wawaweewa
Natasha Wong: Can you send a gcal invite?
Nayeli Gutierrez: Couldn’t have done it without yerbamates
Neyda Cujcuj Xoyon: “Querer es poder”
Nila Venkat: Don't quit on The Kid!
Nohl Patterson: Sole survivor 681B war, 100 days
Olivia Welsh: Unironically loves horses
Rachael Magill: Could’ve been better, but I forgot(:
Rachel Podl: For the record, Ohio is real.
Rachel Scharff-Hansen: Sorry bro my phone died
Raj Bhutoria: Wherever I went, there I was.
Rishi Bhat: I’m not not down
Robert Liu: Friday is NOT the new Thursday
Robin Peterson: Skip to Sam Harrison’s memoir
Ruth Efe: His Light shined in my darkness
Ryan Burton: I think…no
Sam Harrison: Go to Michael Murphy’s
Sam Johnson: Yo Xan, get your boy
Samantha McBride: Wait, did you guys hear this?
Sarah Bahsoun: Hey what time were you born?
Sarah Chen: I’ve learned nothing; I understand nothing.
Saskia Shirley: The crew will never be cOnTRoLLeD
Shania Sharma: I’ll be fine, I’m from Bombay
Simon Ross Gilbert: “So you have four majors, right?”
Sobechukwu Uwajeh: He’s sufficient for today
Sofia Victoria de la Peña: Has anyone seen my sunglasses?
SooJee Lee: praise God for besties at cmc!
Sophia Doane: Remember to create something every day!
Sophia Perez: Ravioli, ravioli, give me the diplomioli!
Sophia Ramirez-Brown: I love you Fawcelit <3
Sophia Rose: Wohlford 116 - Forever and Always Grateful
Sydney Ross: I enjoyed this place
Tanya Kapoor: Why is LA so cold?
Teslin Ishee: Okay, so here is the plan:
Tessa Guerra: It’s midnight, time for bed!
Tiffany Charvet: Save me a spot at Poppa!
Tiffany Hu: Find me on the golf course <3
Tiffany Teng: sorry i just woke up
TJ Askew:I grew up in the jungle
Torben Deese: Grow Minds. Have Fun. Love People.
Trinity Gabato: CMC needs a sociology department ASAP
Trishul Raja: That was some dry ass chicken
Tyler A. Craigwell: Four score and seven mimosas later…
Vasu Rai: I did not do the reading
Vedika Vishweshwar: Vegan day count: 2.25
Viraaj Vig:I would be down
Will Clark: I might go for the Turkey
Will Smith: Naps are key to success
Zoe Carlson: Come Friday Night Chill with me!